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whatshouldwecallme:

TARD!

11 Wikipedia Lists

nevver:

1. List of Fictional Ducks
2. List of People Who Have Been Pied
3. List of Premature Obituaries
4. List of Fictional Drinking Establishments
5. List of Sports
6. List of TV Spin-Offs
7. List of Films Considered the Worst
8. List of Sesame Street Muppets
9. List of Fictional Universes in Film and TV
10. List of Planets in Science Fiction
11. List of Cryptids

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tastefullyoffensive:

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thedailywhat:

First Look of the Day: Disney has released its first pic of Angelina Jolie as the villain in the upcoming Maleficent, and the casting obviously is perfection. The film, scheduled for March 2014, will tell the backstory of the dark queen from the 1959 classic Sleeping Beauty.

“I’ve already got my horns fitted. My kids are very happy,” Jolie, who also is producing the film, told EW earlier this year.

Bonus: Elle Fanning plays Aurora!

[comicbookmovie]

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nevver:

Another summer of this bullshit

holy. shit. i was not expecting to laugh

duckytier:

psychomaniacc:

jackassnicholson:

s-p-e-c-k:

>go on old Tumblr

>find this

>over 5000 notes

litterly litterly tears rolling down my face holy shit this is so funny omg i cant stop laughing

SHE LOOOKED GURR

AHAHZH2WHGFUVSBD CANT BREATHE IM PHYSICALLY CRYING

at one point it sounds like demons growling jesus save my soul omg

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emotipugs:

That feeling you get when you wake up and you hear the rain pouring outside your open bedroom window and the world is really gray and quiet and it’s just the right temperature under your covers and your radio alarm is gently humming to itself and as you stretch your legs you decide that today is a perfect day to take a personal day, order a pizza, and catch up on 30 Rock.

thebostongays:

nevver:

How Common Is Your Birthday?

whatshouldwecallsearch:

And the whole company hits “reply-all”